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10 Funny Prank Gifts for the Horse Lover in Your Family

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It’s getting to be that time of year again. April Fool’s day is rapidly approaching. It is so fun and amusing to prank our family and friends. This April, think outside the box with Equestrian / Farm Specific pranks for the loved one in your life.

We’ve carefully curated the following items on Amazon. Most are even available with Prime shipping! They are sure to get a few weird looks, and maybe some laughs!

1. Canned Unicorn Meat

Canned Unicorn Meat Lunch Spread Gag Gift!

Nothing says “You’re the best” like a can of Unicorn Meat. This gag could be played so many ways!! Invite a couple friends over for dinner. Have a chat as you cook some meat on the stove and maybe just happen to have the can open.

Best thing is, if you don’t “give” it as a gift…you can reuse it year after year. If you do give it…try a gift basket with crackers, carrots and other assorted goods!!

Animal Paws Socks-Novelty Animal Socks Crazy 3D Cat Dog Tiger Paw Crew Socks Funny Gift for Women Men Kids

2. Everybody Loves Socks

Animal Paws Socks - Funny 3D Animal Socks Crazy Cat Tiger Dog Paw Crew Socks Novelty Socks Gag Gifts (Cat+Dog+Tiger)

Socks are a great gift. Especially in April! Things are still cool enough to need them and they can really make a statement. That is even truer with these awesome 3D printed socks!!

Have a dog lover, cat lover, pig lover in your family? Most of the vendors below have lots of options for the whole family!

Animal Paws Socks - Funny 3D Animal Socks Crazy Cat Tiger Dog Paw Crew Socks Novelty Socks Gag Gifts (Cat+Dog+Tiger)
Lucky Socks Horse Legs & Horseshoe Socks Horse Lover Gifts for Equestrians 1-Pair Novelty Crew Socks
BONTOUJOUR Creative Unisex Men Women Fun Socks 3D Print Animal Feet Pattern Novelty Socks Paw Crew Socks- Horse

3. Horse Pajamas

Unisex Adult Animal One Piece Pajamas Brown Horse Onesie for Halloween Cosplay Costume

Comfy and cozy. Isn’t that what everybody wants to be when April showers hit? Your loved one will look super fabulous in this awesome adult sized onesie. It even comes with a matching tail. Who wouldn’t want this superbly fashionable pajama??

4. A New Horse

TOLOCO Inflatable Costume Adults, Cowboy Costume, Inflatable Horse Costume for Boy, Kid Blow up Costume Halloween

What girl (or guy) doesn’t want a new horse! I mean c’mon. You can never have too many right!! Here is how I see this prank going:

You prepare a beautiful envelope with a nice little gift card. Something sweet and to the point. Maybe a quote like:

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. 

Winston Churchill

Then something sentimental like…I know you didn’t NEED a new horse, but I felt like this was the “right” horse for you.

I don’t know, I’m not good at all that cheezy stuff but you get the gist. Then you hand over the box and voila…laughter ensues!

P.S. On a side note, this one doubles as a great desensitizing “obstacle” for the real horses. Throw somebody in this costume at your next training session and voila…instant obstacle (and GREAT fodder for Facebook!)

TOLOCO Inflatable Costume Adults, Cowboy Costume, Inflatable Horse Costume for Boy, Kid Blow up Costume Halloween

5. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Accoutrements Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

You know you want to see this out at the barn right!! Whether your barn has regular squirrels or ground squirrels, this gift is sure to make your friends LOL!

Think of all the different places you can hang this and the hilarious photos that are soon to follow!

Accoutrements Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

6. Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farts are funny. With all of the adult coloring books out there on the market, make sure the one you gave as a gift is the one that will be remembered.

Horses, squirrels, cats…they all fart. Don’t ignore it! This gift is awesome paired with colored pencils or crayons!

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
The Farting Animals Coloring Book

7. Horse Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Design Toscano Holder-Steady Stallion Horse Rustic Toilet Paper Roll - Bathroom Wall Decor, Multicolor

Great for the barn bathroom or just to bring the joy of horses into the home. This horse toilet paper makes sure you are thinking of horses EVERYWHERE!

With a little bit of patience you could even customize this awesome gift by repainting the markings to match your loved ones own horse. Pair it with some unicorn toilet paper and voila…complete gift package ready to go!

getDigital Unicorn Toilet Paper Novelty Bathroom Tissue - 1 Roll with 200 Sheets - Gift Box included

8. Horse’s Rear Trophy

Horse's Rear Loser Trophy, Customize Engraving, Last Place Award, 4 1/2 Inch Tall

Is your horse friend really good at some things? Snarky replies, witty comebacks? Give him/her the recognition they deserve with this customizable Horse’s Rear Trophy.

With four lines of free personalization, this gift is sure to be memorable! Be sure to order a little early so the vendor has time to print your perfect message!

9. Chocolate Horse Shoe

You really can never go wrong with chocolate and this gift is no exception! Really, it’s perfect for any occasion but we think it is a great gag gift too! Whether you get one or a full set, this will be the gift they talk about for years to come!

10. Emergency Horse

Archie McPhee Accoutrements Emergency Horse

Does that special person in your life LOVE horses but has to go to that four letter thing called work? Maybe your friend travels often or (gasp) has a non-horse loving spouse and has to spend time AWAY from the barn!!

You can help ease their pain with the emergency horse. It makes four different sounds so your friends can feel like they carry a little bit of the stable with them.

As an aside, this pairs nicely with a horse mask, horse pajamas or the horse costume!

We hope you have enjoyed this guide full of prank gifts for the horse lover. If you haven’t done so already, check out some of our other equine themed gift guides!